Karnevalssamstag: The Grand Wellness Show

Nothing feels as good and as painful as Fastelovend (carnival) in Kölle (Cologne). The most beautiful days of the year are usually the wettest and coldest. We never said that a tiny towel around your private parts was the best costume ever. But the upcoming carnival is at least a serious option, because with THE GRAND WELLNESS SHOW, PASSION and HEAT and UPDRAW and DRAWD finally return to the fifth season.

My body, my carnival, my temple, my aspirin. We take this as damn seriously as you do – and therefore simply convert the entire Stadtgarten into a spa & wellness paradise. Consequently, we have the fullest program of all times: party from the sauna floor to the hamam, through the Jaki pool to the oasis of peace. With hourly liquor infusions onto our oiled necks. With the sauna master. With only the most bearable Rave, Disco, Highlife, Italo, Kölsch-Classics, House-Bangers, FUN-Tunes and Outernational Grooves. With things we don't reveal. But we promise you, no pore will remain dry.

Imagine that, friends. Sweat out your hangover while partying. To reduce your body parts at the same time as dislocating them while during dancing. An eternal cycle. Detox Retox. We are doing no less for you here than revolutionizing the whole idea of partying.
So if we're all lucky, this carnival will never end. In this sense, take change towels with you. The Grand Wellness Show team is already putting whole birches in Kölsch barrels.

Program:

David Vunk | Neuzeitliche Bodenbeläge *live | Unendlich Luft *live | Club Heart Broken Dj-Team feat. Drag Queen Show | Gianni La Bamba | Aroma Pitch | Alaaf and Kickin' Dj-Team | Danny Dolce aka MK Braun | Marie Montexier | Diana Jones | DJ Brom b2b Menki | DJ Longsleeve | DJ Salatn Alles | Jeremy Reinhard & Niels Freidel | No Service 24/7 Dj-Team | DJ Sex | Hugo Hoppmann & Ufuk Cam | Brillantin Brutal and many more.

Presented by Cologne Sessions, No Service 24/7 & FINE
Design by Ken Hegemann (Drawings by Tom Król)